If I were a month I would be: Reincarnated EVERY YEAR!
If I were a day of the week I would be: Reincarnated EVERY WEEK!
If I were a time of day I would be: Reincarnated EVERY DAY!
If I were a planet I would be: A Flower
If I were an animal I would be: Food
If I were a direction I would be: North by Northwest
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Used
If I were a historical figure I would be: Dead
If I were a liquid I would be: Runny
If I were a tree I would be: Making like a person and getting the fuck out of here!
If I were a flower/plant I would be: A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
If I were a kind of weather I would be: A Rainbow
If I were a musical instrument I would be: People would finger me... alot.
If I were an emotion I would be: Emotional
If I were a color I would be: IN A RAINBOW!
If I were a vegetable I would be: In a "home"
If I were a sound I would be: Vibrating air particles forming waves in all directions
If I were an element I would be: Made by Honda
If I were a car I would be: Made by Honda
If I were a song I would be: Copyrighted
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Anne Frank, MOTHA FUCKA
If I were a book I would be written by: An Author
If I were a food I would be: An animal
If I were a place I would be: REINCARNATED....No... No, I wouldn't
If I were a material I would be: Oxycontins
If I were a taste I would be: Flavorful!
If I were a word I would be: in a dictionary!
If I were an object I would be: a noun
If I were a facial expression I would be: SURPRISED!
If I were a cartoon character I would be: In a cartoon
If I were a shape I would be a: a phallic symbol
If I were a number I would be: Part of a math problem